Ranch Dressing- Say it Ain't SO!!!!

I was devestated this afternoon to find out that after all of the labor I put into making the awsomest chicken salad in the world, there was no ranch dressing to be found. Not in the fridge, none in the cabinet, not even any packets left over from a take out in the junk drawer. I mean I made up some chicken strips (like the ones at Applebee's) and cut up tomatos, cucumbers, lettuce, onions and mushrooms and when I open the refigerator door to top off my salad with some ranch (which is my fave) it's gone. A big honkin bottle dissapered. Where did it go? My mom took it to work with her! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I was almost tempted to call her up and be like; "So, where is it huh? Did you plan on bringing it back anytime soon?" Luckily there was some Italian left.....but it still can't take the place of the creamyness of ranch. WHY LAWD WHY?!