The Random Thoughts Inside My Brain....

Webcam FAIL!

2011-01-12T12:04:00.000-08:00

So, I am officialy an IDIOT! I recently purchased a lap top that has a web cam. (Toshiba from walmart.com) I'm all excited about finally getting my own shizz and whatnot, thinking about how many pictures I'm gomna take with this thing and how many awsome Youtube vids I'm gonna make, this is gonna be coolness right? WHOMP! When it gets here I'm jazzed, but when I clicked on the webcam app and all I see is scratchy fuzzyness the fun train stopped there. Tried changing the lighting in the room, didn't work. Tried using it in the daytime thinking it would make the picture clearer. Still didn't work. Then one day last week I see this peice of plastic sticking up at the corner of the top of my computer by the web cam lense. I thought it was broken.... It wasn't.... It was the protective covering of the webcam......*crickes chirp*

EPIC FAIL

2010-02-25T14:17:00.001-08:00

His Hands; A Poem

2009-10-26T21:12:00.000-07:00

I'm senitive about my ish ya'll LOL. Here is a poem I wrote inspired by my favorite interview of my favorite actor. Hope you all enjoy and show me some love ;)

HIS HANDS

His hands. He's got the whole world in his hands.

Well, at least my world. Big strong country boy hands.

Ruff palms with that gentle touch that i love so much.

They flow like water over my curves when he's loving me.

Long thick fingers that can work magic in more ways than one.

Fingers wound in my hair a warm palm pressed against at my back,

a deep voice in my ear whispering sweet nothings, yeah baby just like that.

Don't stop doing what you do the way you do when you use those hands.

They send a tingle up my spine and liquid fire in my bones, this is more than

just your average love jones. His hands are amazing, in his arms I feel safe,

loved, adorded. His hands are the ones I reach for when I need some love.

His hands are the ones I long to hold, his are the hands that I hope will be there

when I grow old. "These hands can take care of you, these are good hands." He once said.

He was right.

JIVE TURKEY OF THE WEEK: KANYE WEST

2009-09-13T19:41:00.000-07:00

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye- there are no words for you boo! That was so straight up what I call trifflingnility. How dare you steal that girl's shine like that! Wheather you think that she deserved it or not, you should have allowed her to have her moment dude. Very VERY TACKY!!! Tisk tisk bish. tisk to the mutha truckin' TISK. So yeah, you are the JIVE TURKEY OF THE WEEK!!

JIVE TURKEY OF THE WEEK:KANYE WEST!

2009-09-13T19:36:00.001-07:00

DOTS

2009-09-03T14:44:00.000-07:00

DOTS. DOTS candy that is. And I have a craving for them somethin SERIOUS! My sister the candy horder had some the other day (for the second time this week and thought I didn't know about it....) and that snot nosed brat didn't wanna share! HOW RUDE!!!!! So yeah, today I'mma gonna go out a cop me a box ;)

O-Mazing Grace

2009-09-03T13:11:00.000-07:00

So sad ya'll, so sad. They should have never let this man up there like that! But I must say that it was very entertaining.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHHQu4CIos

Ranch Dressing- Say it Ain't SO!!!!

2009-08-18T12:54:00.000-07:00

I was devestated this afternoon to find out that after all of the labor I put into making the awsomest chicken salad in the world, there was no ranch dressing to be found. Not in the fridge, none in the cabinet, not even any packets left over from a take out in the junk drawer. I mean I made up some chicken strips (like the ones at Applebee's) and cut up tomatos, cucumbers, lettuce, onions and mushrooms and when I open the refigerator door to top off my salad with some ranch (which is my fave) it's gone. A big honkin bottle dissapered. Where did it go? My mom took it to work with her! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I was almost tempted to call her up and be like; "So, where is it huh? Did you plan on bringing it back anytime soon?" Luckily there was some Italian left.....but it still can't take the place of the creamyness of ranch. WHY LAWD WHY?!

WTH?!

2009-08-17T18:47:00.000-07:00

What the helipcoter ya'll?! I was reading this article I found on a web site called Rotten.com (don't ask) and well... Read for yourselves....

I was so desperate for a sex change i did it myself
Aug 16 2009

I was so desperate for a sex change i did it myself
AN EX-SOLDIER was so desperate to become a woman he performed a DIY sex change operation on himself.
When Roland Mery, a 61-year-old, married, father-of-four from Newport, was told he had to wait two years for gender reassignment surgery he decided he had no option but to do the job himself.
Telling his wife of 23 years, Julie, that he had a headache, Roland took some painkillers and headed for the family bathroom. Using a home-made surgery kit, he removed his genitals, losing two pints of blood in the process.
But for Roland, this drastic action was his only way of setting himself free.
“From the moment I walked down the stairs after I did it I just felt right. I had repressed my feelings for so long,” said Roland, who is considering changing his name to the more feminine-sounding Rolande.
“I had worked out exactly how I would do it and rehearsed it many times. It proved to me afterwards that your brain and emotions can overpower you so much. I had rehearsed the whole thing over and over. So when it came to actually doing it, the pain wasn’t an issue anymore.
“My priority was to just get rid of it all, but I obviously had to be very careful.
“When I was taken to the Royal Gwent Hospital afterwards, the doctor told me I had actually done quite a good job!”
Whilst Roland was being ferried to hospital in an ambulance, the Mery family bathroom was turned into a crime scene. At first, traumatised wife Julie was suspected of attacking her husband. But when police entered the bathroom, it became clear that he had planned it all himself.
Although Roland had eventually plucked up the courage to admit to his stunned wife that he longed to become a woman, 51-year-old Julie had not believed his claims that he would resort to such drastic action.
It was not until Roland appeared on the stairs in a blood-stained shirt, clutching a towel between his legs, that she realised the full extent of his desperation.
“When he came down the stairs he was absolutely white. I thought he was dying,” said Julie. “He yelled: ‘Ring 999 Julie, I’ve done it!’
“I wanted to go to the hospital with Roland, but I couldn’t because my home was being treated as a crime scene. There were forensics and police in the bathroom and they thought I might have done it. But when they went upstairs, what they saw told them Roland had planned this himself.
“I had just got over cancer and don’t know how I would have coped if it wasn’t for my family, they were very supportive.”
Since the age of four, Roland knew he was different from the other boys.
“At the time you don’t know what it is,” he said. “I always liked to play hopscotch with the girls and was always shunned. My mates at school would ask what was wrong with me. I was one of the boys, not one of the girls.
“Once I asked my parents if I could have a doll’s house, but my father and brother found it very strange and said that was for girls. That really hurt me.
“I think that was the start of me going into myself and getting very shy around certain people.”

Where Has All the Toilet Papper Gone

2009-08-17T16:34:00.000-07:00

I would just like to say that in my house we go through a lot of toliet paper! There's only three of us girls and yet we go through like a roll a day. Who the helicopter is eating all of paper?! I know it's not me.... So that leaves two culprites left..... I wonder who those PURPERTRAITORS are? Mom? Cass perhapse? HMMMM... Ya'll know ya'll need to STOP!! We ARE WASTING $$$! I JUST bought a 12 pack (charmin equal to 24 rolls ;) BTW) and we are down to 2, cout em TWO rolls left! Work with me people! The next time they yell at me "hand me some tissue!" through the bathroom door, my respose will be, "Be a man and use your hand." Please and thank you ;)

What Ever Happend to BET'S Oh Drama?

2009-08-12T11:40:00.000-07:00

I was sitting here thinking (as I usually do) what the heck happened to that show on BET called Oh Drama? It was a talk show basically the black version of the View and they talked about all kinds of interesting stuff that makes you say "Hmm..." or "WTH?!" just another random thought inside my mixed up jumbled up brain...LOL

So Yeah, That's Basically It....

2009-08-04T12:09:00.000-07:00

At the library right now. Had to come here to use the computer cause all the wires, and key board to my home PC are M.I.A. so my life basically is in shambles right about now. I feel like a lost puppy with out my internet :( The library in an interesting place. One day, I saw this man fall asleep right at the computer. Mouth open and EVERYTHING. This was quite amusing to me. All types of folks come to the library. There was this man that was old enough to be my father who hit on me repeatedly. What it is THAT all about? Library=Good.... Skeevie old men=WHOMMPP!!!!!

Now Introducing... THE TRIKKE!!

2009-08-01T22:09:00.000-07:00

I was up watching infomercials (they are fascinating when there's nothing on t.v. at God forsaken hours) and I happened upon a really interesting contraption called a Trikke. What is a Trikke? Well I'm glad you asked. It's a scooter like contraption that is chainless and pedal-less that you ride with out having to push off the ground like a normal scooter. The dude in the infomercial was doing all kinds of tricks and even went up a steep hill-without falling back. Inpressive. So yeah, just wanted to put that out there.....A.D.D much?

Who Gonna Check Me Boo?!

2009-07-31T18:28:00.000-07:00

One of the funniest moments on the Housewives of Atlanta last night. Sharee had it out with her party planner and he was off the chain! First off, how unprofessional was that for him to get loud with her and cuss at her?! So not cool. But I must say that it was entertaining LOL. "Don't make me go Cleavland on you and call my cousins Pookie and Ray Ray to beat you @SS!"And how about homeboy that heard them goin' at it and slid the door closed on the sneak? Don't get me started on Kim. Kim, Kim, Kim-how the heck do you start a wig line and don't wanna learn nothing about no hair?! WTH

Sam's Life Lessons#1:Truvia tastes Like HOT GARBAGE!

2009-07-31T11:17:00.000-07:00

So yeah.... tried it, and did NOT like it! My advice to anyone who is interested in knowing what it tastes like. DON'T DO IT! There are now words to express the awfulness of this "real sugar" substitute ::cringe:: Equal is wayyy better in my opinion.

- This was brought to you by Sam's Life Lessons :)

Can you wear flip flps...Without Big Toes?

2009-07-31T10:26:00.000-07:00

A dear friend of mine mentioned this in passing to me one day and it really made me think- can you walk in flip-flops with no big toes? This is a thought provoking question that I wonder anyone has the answer to. I know I don't. But wouldn't it be interesting sight to see.....LOL